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Puts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of puts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
why yes i studied sports medicine at the university of phoenix.
*puts stethoscope on basketball, nods*
#2
I hate when my son does something wrong & he puts the blame back on me for not wearing a condom 10 years ago.
Who can argue with that logic?
#3
*Lowers thermostat* *Dad puts it back* *Lowers thermostat
again* *Dad puts it back again* The real Cold War
#4
*makes sure kids are asleep* *walks out to car* *slowly unwraps candy
bar* *hears knock on window* *puts head down* *hands it to them*
#5
ME: *opens planner and puts on reading glasses* no im sorry looks like
i can't make it FRIEND: you're holding a VCR warranty brochure
#6
Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket.
Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.
#7
My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer.
My husband puts, "Mypenis," and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
#8
So a 14 year old girl goes to the doctor for a checkup...
He puts the stethoscope up to her heart and says, "Big breaths." And she says, "Thankth! I grew them mythelf!"
#9
*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail*
*laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*
#10
*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog?
*fist pump*
#11
i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox
and then rides away on a kids tricycle
#12
What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face?
Drizzle.. my nizzle
#13
*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36.
*chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though.
#14
[puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why
u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why
#15
Blind guy: I love this half-sandwich restaurant.
Me: What do you mean? This place only serves whole- Service dog: *puts a paw on my lips*
#16
*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* "WHERE ARE ALL
THE DRUGS!" *slams hands down* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!"
#17
"Oh shit I murdered someone" "You should turn yourself into the police"
"Great idea!" *puts on badge and hat* "Looks like a suicide to me"
#18
Hillary is a great female candidate.
She really puts the "Emale" in "Female".
#19
"haha!
silly rabbit! trix are for-" *rabbit puts a gun to the kids head* who are they for billy. tell me again who they're for
#20
"I'll have what she's having." " Sir, this is a gynecolo-" "Shhhh..
*puts finger over Dr's lips* I said I'll have what she's having."
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