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#1
American beer is like having sex in a canoe It's
fucking close to water (Heard from Monty Python)
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#2
When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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#3
Having sex in a bunch of python compilation
errors It's fucking *indents*
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#4
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
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#5
If a rabbit does not get any food for a week...
...he can swallow a whole python. If a rabbit does not get any food or sex for a week, the python will wish he were swallowed first.
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#6
Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !
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#7
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)
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#8
Can any of you read your Chinese food bill?
Looks like they charged me for a chicken lo-mein, a python, Africa, and a diet Coke.
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#9
Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father.
I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids.
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#10
American beer is like making love in a canoe it's fucking
close to water *Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl*
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#11
Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits
and doesn't need a food anymore.
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#12
Why did the python return his pants?
They were too constricting.
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#13
What is another word for a python ?
A mega-bite !
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#14
Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said "Surprise me".
Hope she likes her new pet python.
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#15
Where does monty python buy his water?
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
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#16
I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version...
Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
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#17
Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !
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#18
"My homework ate my dog" -student
in python breeding class
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#19
"OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose.
OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this." -Elephant
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#20
[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day]
WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY "PYTHON PROGRAMMER"
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