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What Are Rails Jokes?

Rails Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rails jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup.
I went off the rails and straight on the sauce.
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#2
Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks.
The first blonde said "man, these steps are killing me!" The second one said "it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"
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#3
What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise?
They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly
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#4
What language does robot Marco run on?
Rubio on rails
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#5
Wow.
Those Spaniards are some die hard Ozzy fans.. ..cause they really went off the rails on a crazy train.
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#6
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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#7
Some say I've "gone off the rails," or "left the reservation," or "screwed
the pooch," or "mixed my metaphors," or "launched the hot dog"
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#8
Only mass transit kids will get this!
We rank the top rails, the third one will shock you!
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