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What Are Rain Jokes?

Rain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?
Every time they danced, they made it rain.
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#2
Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window
Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In
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#3
What's the best way to piss off your best friend?
Stand on top of his head and make it rain.
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#4
*Rains pennies from heaven* *coins decimate the
land [terrified scream] 'CHANGE IS IN THE AIR!'
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#5
Why do cows huddle together when it rains?
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
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#6
It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain.
I can't wait to complain about that.
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#7
What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?
Patty O'Furniture.
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#8
Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain.
A local church put this sign on the marquee: "Tired of the rain?..." "... Come find the Son inside!"
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#9
What did Santa Claus say when Mrs.
Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!
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#10
What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
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#11
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.
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#12
If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain
/ Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain
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#13
What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
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#14
I was once an avid smoker of weed...
I did weed everywhere I did it in rain I did it in snow But I did not, in hail.
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#15
New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made
up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57).
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#16
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !
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#17
California is getting so much rain right now...
...that even Caitlyn Jenner is getting wet.
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#18
What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
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#19
Why do cows lie down in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
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#20
I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my
car so there's a 97% chance of rain.
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Our collection features 111 Rain Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Most Rain Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Rain Jokes?
Rain Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Rain Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rain jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love rain jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good rain jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Rain Jokes safe for all ages?
Most rain jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Rain Jokes?
rain jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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