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Raise Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of raise jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds
of cocks everyday for a living.
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#2
Optimus Prime: so it's settled.
I'll be a huge cool truck, Bumblebee you're a camaro. Any questions? [Dan the station wagon raises his hand]
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#3
HR: welcome to sexual harassment training.
Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass.
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#4
Man at the dog park: Who's a good girl?
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL???? Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
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#5
[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my
blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*
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#6
My friends are starting to figure out that I got Botox in my forehead because I can't raise my eyebrows.
Why am I not surprised?
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#7
Does pornography degrade women?
Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?
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#8
"You always overreact and make things dramatic.
It's really annoying." *raises megaphone to lips* How so?
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#9
Person: Raise your glasses!
Me: Hahaha! *raises bottle*
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#10
If I had Unlimited resources..
I would adopt midget babies from different parts of the world, and raise them in a secluded plot of land somewhere and raise them to believe I am God. :)
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#11
Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their
hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question.
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#12
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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#13
I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water
on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence.
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#14
*raises hand in class* can you repeat that,
I haven't been paying attention all year
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#15
How to ask for a raise Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me.
Boss: Which 4? Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.
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#16
*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic
8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now.
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#17
After my date orders, I always tell the waiter "Nothing for me..I'll be
eating later" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!
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#18
i'm really nervous about getting my girlfriend's pregnancy results back...
and i'm not even the one who'll have to raise the baby alone!
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#19
People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks...
We really need to raise the bar.
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#20
They say it takes a whole village to raise
a child That must be a really fat kid
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