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#1
Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) "So do you ever
eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?" (DAMMIT!)
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#2
Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?
Currant Affairs
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#3
Raisins are like tiny senior
citizens you can eat.
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#4
Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for
100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
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#5
*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins
in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*
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#6
Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?
He had his raisins...
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#7
What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
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#8
Just been to the shop and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas.
I can't believe the currant exchange rate
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#9
I covered my gf with dough and raisins and put her in the oven to annoy her.
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
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#10
Okay, raise your hand if you put raisins in your oatmeal cookies.
Great. Now, make a fist with that hand & punch yourself in the face.
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#11
Do you have any raisins?
What about a date?
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#12
Why did Farmer John let his grapes go dry?
He had his raisins . . .
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#13
[at SunMaid farms with a guy] Guy: so is this a date?
Girl:... No? These are raisins
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#14
I've got 40 raisins in my savings account
...oh no wait, that's my currant account.
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#15
How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?
One? I say one.
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#16
I once saw my grandparents have sex
And that's why I don't eat raisins
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#17
The Grapes of Wrath 2:
The Raisins of Revenge
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#18
How to stop being intimidated by dates
Just think of them as big raisins.
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#19
Inventor of raisins: "What do you like about grapes" me: the juice
part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither
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#20
My bitch of a Grandma just made me
cookies with Raisins in them.
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