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Rake Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rake jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hear about the farmer that stepped on a rake?
He had two acres.
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#2
What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit?
The Turd Rake.
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#3
[Hardware store] ME: I'll take one of those giant forks.
WORKER: That's a rake. ME: I'm gonna eat so much spaghetti with that thing.
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#4
It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take
the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden.
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#5
What do you call a charming tool?
A rake
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#6
Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company.
It's called Rake Stuff.
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#7
Don't move leaves without their permission...
That's rake.
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#8
Snow's starting to melt.
Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
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#9
I want the leaves in my yard to leaf Maple I should rake them.
But hey, they do spruce it up a bit.
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#10
What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake.
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#11
Are limericks still in?
There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4
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#12
What is the difference...
Q: What is the difference between leaves and a car? A: One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake. Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computational_humor
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#13
My friend Billy...
My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four.
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#14
What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?
The Rake.
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#15
CW: I spent all weekend raking leaves.
Me: I don't rake. CW: Leaves will kill your grass! Me: I wonder how grass survived before humans.
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#16
[commercial for rakes] "Are
u tired of eating leaves?"
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#17
"my dad could beat up your dad" we're brothers you idiot
*cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*
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#18
Hide a metal rake in your leaf pile to keep
the neighborhood kids from messing it up.
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