What Are Rally Jokes?
Rally Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rally jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Bernie Sanders and his supporters.
The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago.
#2
Dad tells his son to vacuum *hears son lazily vacuuming * dad:do it properly, if
I wanted to hear loud noises but nothing being done I'd go to a feminist rally
#3
Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally?
There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd.
#4
What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
#5
I hate it when you turn up to a Klan rally and
some other guy is wearing the same dress.
#6
Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor
Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn.
#7
Why did Trump bring his dog to the rally ?
Because he likes it *ruffed up* !
#8
Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because
you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems.
#9
What has 60 feet and 5 teeth?
The front row of a Trump rally.
#10
Trump should have called his rally in Chicago a "job
fair" non of the protesters would've been there
#11
Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week.
Hard to describe the vibe, but "what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?" comes close.
#12
Donald trump was caught masturbating during
a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet.
#13
Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally.
"What do we want?" *-- Consensual intercourse!* "When do we want it?" *-- Not right now!*
#14
What's more useless than a condom at a feminist rally?
Everyone there.
#15
(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now.
Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*
#16
If you're a Sanders supporter at a Trump rally, what protocols do you need to follow?
The Protocols of Zion, apparently.
#17
"Oh, Monster TRUCK rally.
Haha of course..." *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*
#18
What has 400 legs and 23 teeth?
The front row of a Trump rally
#19
Lots of world leaders coming to DC.
I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow.
#20
How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?
Look for the one with shaved legs....
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