What Are Ralph Jokes?
Ralph Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ralph jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego?
His alter-nader
#2
Taken from a UNIX program called fortune.
Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!
#3
PSA: DON"T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier
this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :(
#4
*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident*
*"Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay"* *dammit*
#5
this is ur captain.
sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying
#6
Alright Ralphs, here's the deal: you replace people with automated
cashiers, I replace paying with stealing produce.
#7
"I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game
they don't even know how to play." -Ralph Lauren
#8
Have you heard the latest Unitarian Universalist miracle?
Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla.
#9
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?
#10
What person strives to ensure safety for horses?
Ralph Neighder!
#11
New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: "Come
out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."
#12
Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ...
but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it
#13
If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O.
If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir
Why People Enjoy Ralph Jokes
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