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Rates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If the world is getting smaller why
do postal rates keep going up?
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#2
Did you hear about the local electrician?
His rates are Shocking.
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#3
Thank you, Mario, for rescuing our daughter...
So, what now? Like, do we just pay you standard plumber rates? We didn't ask you to do this.
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#4
Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide?
Dentists. They are down in the mouth all day.
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#5
By reading this tweet, you have earned a masters in communication from
Stephen Colbert "University." Standard text messaging rates apply.
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#6
Gravity is a harsh mistress...
*... but she has reasonable rates!*
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#7
Every time student loan rates double, the price
of solo cups should get cut in half.
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#8
Me: "I'm looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly."
Ian: "I'm a medium." Me: "I need someone better than that."
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#9
I'll be getting a 4.0 this semester...
When a girl rates me out of 10
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#10
If Trump Becomes President the rates of people getting
fired per day will increase exponentially.
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#11
As schoolgirl skirts get shorter...
...anemia rates grow in Japan.
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#12
The electoral college needs to go away.
The tuition rates are out of control.
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#13
Did you hear about the blonde who thought
nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
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#14
Why doesn't Japan have elections?
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
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#15
Why are crime rates down in the US?
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
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#16
Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV.
How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?
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#17
Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes.
"I don't know why we didn't think of this before," he said.
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#18
They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if
we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it.
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#19
Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?
Because they're pi rates.
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#20
Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a
sign that said "Chemistry Hotel" the sign said: *"Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s"*
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