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#1
Why do woman have faces?
So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha..
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#2
My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that
raise or lower her kill-death ratio?
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#3
M: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this restaurant, I swear to God.
H: This is our house. M: I SWEAR TO GOD!
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#4
What Do You Call A Group...
Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl.
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#5
In 1940 Goebbels made a speech...
Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi...
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#6
Who has the best K/D ratio?
Hitler.
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#7
My 'home to pants off' speed
ratio is unparalleled.
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#8
*On my Deathbed* Me: Tell Tac..
*cough* Wife: What sweetie? Tell who what?! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
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#9
I was thinking about perfect spirals in the restroom,
I now know why its called the "golden" ratio.
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#10
You know what grinds my gears?
Improper gear ratios and speed differences.
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#11
Why did Jesus lose his Halo?
Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn.
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#12
What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?
Litterbox.
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#13
Fun fact for you...
5 out of 4 people don't understand ratios...
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#14
Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty?
His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1
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#15
I haven't got the nut ratios just right
yet, so it's more of a trial mix.
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#16
OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah?
What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won
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#17
deep in the forest theres a metal box that controls most forest settings.
toggle birds, set default leaf size, select season, squirrel ratio
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#18
The ratio of guys to girls in
my friend group Is undefined!
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#19
No, I don't want to hang out at your house.
Your pot to snacks ratio is all off.
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#20
What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
Eskimo pi.
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