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Raw Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of raw jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I just ate raw chicken fingers And
then I threw up gang signs.
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#2
What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 11
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#3
Sex is like a cookie It's usually good,
but most people like it better raw
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#4
*put cooked chicken in oven* *offer to cook date dinner* *put raw chicken
in oven* *immediately pull out cooked chicken* *keep eye contact*
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#5
Q.
Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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#6
A miner is selling raw ore...
He's approached by a blacksmith who says, "I'll take it." The miner questions, "Which one?" Blacksmith replies," Either ore." BADUMTISSSS
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#7
I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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#8
What's the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal?
One eats Ramen, the other eats Raw Men
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#9
Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild.
Basically, he called me an idiot
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#10
If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I.
- dead people
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#11
I wish my penis felt the same way my nose currently does.
Because then it too would be raw from having been blown all day.
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#12
My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed.
How's your night going?
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#13
My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn't have to use a condom after.
She's getting the raw end of that deal!
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#14
Why are there so many Asians?
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
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#15
I ate a gluten-free lactose-free low carb pizza for dinner tonight.
(It was a raw tomato)
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#16
How does Lady Gaga like her...
...Steaks? . . . Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!
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#17
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse
wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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#18
The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw
dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough
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#19
What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?
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#20
So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border...
But customs wouldn't let raw meat through.
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