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#1
The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World
Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out
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#2
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records....
But then the librarian told me to take it out...
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#3
What did Hitler call his records store?
The Vinyl Solution.
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#4
Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin.
I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records.
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#5
Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry?
He's on a roll!
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#6
my penis was in the guinness world records book
then the librarian told me to take it out
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#7
LOL there's like 20 guys w/ "Female Body Inspector" windbreakers that's
hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO
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#8
What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?
Albums released through California penal records.
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#9
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records...
... until the librarian kicked me out.
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#10
A Swedish software company has created a new app that records and analyzes what you say during sleep.
You can tell the app is working when it's mad at you the whole next day.
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#11
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.
Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe
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#12
50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies...
Well first it tied them, then it beat them.
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#13
Why are redneck crimes so hard to solve...
Because everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records. . . . . Not original, I heard it on satellite radio yesterday.
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#14
Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no
dental records and the DNA is all the same.
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#15
My dick was in the Guinness Book of Records!
...but then I got kicked out of the library.
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#16
My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records...
But then the librarian told me to take it out.
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#17
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?
It's the VCRdvard
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#18
Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol,
but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?
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#19
What are two reasons it's so hard to solve a redneck murder?
1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
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#20
Why are redneck murders hard to solve?
No dental records and the DNA is all the same.
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