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#1
I have Facebook like reflexes.
"Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*
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#2
INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes?
ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct.
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#3
I have batlike reflexes.
-You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*
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#4
I have the reflexes of a cat,
but like if it was stoned.
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#5
"I have parrot-like reflexes." "Don't you mean cat-like
reflexes?" "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"
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#6
Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at
your spouse during an argument is not the best choice.
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#7
OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes?
Because they get a kick out of it
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#8
I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes.
That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree.
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#9
ME: I have crab like reflexes DAD:I think you mean cat like
reflexes ME: [sitting in pot of boiling water] what
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#10
Snail Boss: under skills you've put 'quick reflexes' Snail: [2 hours later]
that's right SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?
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#11
One time I knocked my hot curling iron off the sink & caught it in my
open palm because I have the catlike reflexes of a dim-witted ninja.
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#12
I told her I had lightning quick reflexes...
Sounds better than premature ejaculator...
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#13
Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning...
Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes
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#14
I have walrus-like reflexes!
Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food
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#15
I have sloth-like reflexes "Don't you mean catlike
reflexes?" [several hours later] No
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#16
[Dr's office] "I have Carrie like reflexes" Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?
*Dr hits my knee with reflex hammer and I set him on fire* No
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#17
[Me]: "I have hat-like reflexes" [You]: Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?
[Me]: *sitting on top of your head* "Nope"
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#18
i hav cat-like reflexes "prove it" *looks
at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat
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#19
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]
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#20
Me: "I have octopus like reflexes." Person: "Don't you mean
cat like reflexes?" Me: *squirting him with ink* "Nope."
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