What Are Register Jokes?
Register Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of register jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register.
Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender
#2
Today I went to the convenience store to pick up some condoms.
When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?" I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
#3
Do scarecrows really work?
No, but because they don't register for benefits, they don't count as unemployed either.
#4
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."
#5
Register for a new blender on your baby registry.
It drowns out the crying and makes margaritas. You're welcome.
#6
You can't make me believe there's a shortage of jobs in this country
when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
#7
Even if you're single, always blame a declined credit
card on your fictional spouse at the register.
#8
I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I
have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard :(
#9
Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos
or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button.
#10
A robber broke into a perfume store...
He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent.
#11
A man goes to Macy's to buy a sweater.
He swipes his card but it didn't register. The cashier asks him to try his card again and the man replies, "I already did and it fits great!"
#12
Ugh.
Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick.
#13
[LPT] How to enable site-wide flair!
* Log out of Reddit * Click Register * Enter your flair in the "username" section * Complete the registration! You're even given an additional Karma Point!TM
#14
hey boy ;) is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased
to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register
#15
Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?
It didn't register.
#16
I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And
this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv.
#17
[At the register] "Find everything ok?" "No I figured I'd get in line,
pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."
#18
Dangerously attractive guitars get added
to the sexy fenders register.
#19
*Robber runs into Chipotle* GIMME THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER "Is this for here or to go?" Uh.
To go "Do you want guac?" Sure "It's extra"
#20
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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