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Registration Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of registration jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Pro tip: "Hold my drink" is not a proper response to "License and registration, please." ......
apparently.
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#2
Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry
was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad.
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#3
License and registration please.
"Bears." Excuse me? "Beaaaaars." Are you drunk sir? "BEAAAARS!" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*
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#4
Wife: I told you to slow down.
Cop: License & registration, please. Wife (opens glovebox): Divorce papers? Me: Look underneath them.
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#5
No thanks officer.
I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.
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#6
I didn't want the cop to see that my car's registration tags weren't
current but apparently swerving erratically got his attention too
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#7
Cop: License and registration please.
Me: Give me a second, I'm drunk. Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Me: No.
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#8
Cop: license and registration.
Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea.
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#9
[LPT] How to enable site-wide flair!
* Log out of Reddit * Click Register * Enter your flair in the "username" section * Complete the registration! You're even given an additional Karma Point!TM
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#10
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !
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#11
*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please?
Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?
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#12
What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer?
License and registration, please.
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#13
WHAT DO WE WANT?
License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle.
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#14
I let my kids follow their dreams, unless I already paid the registration
fee on their last dream, then they follow that for 6-8 more weeks.
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#15
Cop: license and registration please.
Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans.
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#16
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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#17
I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier.
Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere.
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#18
What did the pig say to the drunk man?
Licence and registration please.
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