What Are Religions Jokes?
Religions Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of religions jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with
7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu.
#2
I wish more religions took advantage
of a vow of silence.
#3
How do religions reproduce?
They have sects.
#4
What do religions and gender have in common?
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
#5
I like the religions where they're like "god left after he made
earth." that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess.
#6
Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
#7
Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it.
He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started.
#8
A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds "I absolutely love Jews.
I own 40,000 of them!"
#9
Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles.
I hate anal sects.
#10
Religions are like farts...
Everyone likes their own but thinks all the others stink.
#11
Real sentence from a press release in my inbox: "Donald Trump lives,
works, eats and employs people of all races and religions."
#12
Certain religions condemn eating pig meat.
They're against the idea of cannibalism.
#13
I'm going to hell in so many
different religions.
#14
My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I
forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox.
#15
Thousands of religions and you're damned if you choose incorrectly?
There must be people in Hell asking,"So! What religion are you in for?"
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