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Religious Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of religious jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?
They use a machine gun.
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#2
The Religious Right.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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#3
What do you get when...
...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
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#4
So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene.
Now we wait for the religious movement.
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#5
Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work.
I was married for 6 years.
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#6
If I was super religious, I'd celebrate
Easter by getting nailed.
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#7
Remember kids, you only burn in
hell if you are religious.
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#8
I'm not very religious but...
I'm praying that next year there will be a Jew who can pardon me of all my crimes!
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#9
What religious people say: "I have you in my prayers." What non-religious
people hear: "I'm trying to raise Aquaman on this cat radio."
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#10
I decided to get a tattoo of a cross Because I want people to know that
not only am I religious, but I also lack creativity and am an asshole.
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#11
What is religious favorites food ?
Chop Suey
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#12
Where do religious cattle go to eat?
Out to pastor.
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#13
Why are there so few Christians on 4chan?
Because religious people don't like faggots
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#14
What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?
A religious movement.
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#15
Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch...
They've all found Gsus at some point.
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#16
I heard my son's girlfriend screaming "Oh God!" in his bedroom upstairs ...
Im so glad he found a good religious girl.
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#17
"Carrie" is my favourite movie about how religious
faith leads to supernatural mass murder.
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#18
If you are religious, then you should not wear underwear.
It is holey.
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#19
Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?
Cos they are afraid of Sin
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#20
Why did the religious person give up smoking?
Because God hates fags.
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