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Remark Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of remark jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
This one earned some cutting remarks.
If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today.
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#2
Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street?
He made some roofless remarks.
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#3
Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was "schlonged" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary!
No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!
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#4
Calling Sony comments"racially insensitive remarks" instead of "racist"?
U can put a cherry on a pile of sh*t but it don't make it a sundae.
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#5
My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac.
She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then.
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#6
My brother pointed to his coffee table and said "those are my
new gloves" He's always making off-hand remarks like that
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#7
In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy ..........
She lost it and said " Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me"!!!
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#8
Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves...
...but I don't like to point fingers...
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#9
HOW TO START A CONVERSATION ON THE BUS: Look longingly out the
window and remark, "Such a shame this is all just gonna burn."
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#10
A client comes to a bank: My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds".
I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?
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#11
Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night's fight.
He said "I don't tend to read into things"
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#12
I wrote to the Bank: "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'.
I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"
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#13
Certain people have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing
to wear mittens rather than gloves But I don't like to point fingers
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#14
Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about
mammals as their grandkids listened in horror.
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#15
How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole?
You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>
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#16
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
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#17
Some people make remarks about my dandruff.
I just brush it off.
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