What Are Renaissance Jokes?
Renaissance Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of renaissance jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'm a real Renaissance Woman
(riddled with plague)
#2
"Dad, can I go to the renaissance festival?" ME: No, you're
still grounded "No fair!" ME: Yes, that's what I said
#3
I make fun of people Instagramming their food, but I forget that, during
the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit.
#4
I'm a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'm confused
and frightened by everything in 2011.
#5
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
#6
What do tampons and renaissance art have in common?
You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces.
#7
Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
#8
I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games.
They would be overpowdered.
#9
My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's
gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
#10
"I have a friend..." "I have a friend who watches Japanese anime and likes vandalising
Renaissance art with drawing pins." "Really?" "Yeah, he loves A Tack on Titian!"
#11
I started studying art history.
I'm really learning a lot. This painter named 'Renaissance' is just amazing.
#12
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.-
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
#13
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"...
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright
#14
It's wildly known that all the great artists of the
renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers.
#15
Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate.
I said there was a chink in the armor.
#16
Facts and science no longer matter.
Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that.
#17
Dude tried to go medieval on my ass, so I went renaissance on
his and confused him with my drawings of a flying machine
#18
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?
A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
#19
I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: "Uh-oh.
Someone leaked my nudes."
#20
Went to a restaurant.
The sign said "breakfast anytime." So I ordered French toast during the renaissance
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