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#1
Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
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#2
I just had hip replacement surgery It's a really new
procedure; you've probably never heard of it.
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#3
What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available? The hip replacement guy!
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#4
In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers...
In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
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#5
Who is the second coolest doctor in the
hospital The hip replacement guy
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#6
Kanye joins One Direction as a replacement for Zayn...
He kicks everyone out of the band and says: "If there's only one direction, it's West."
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#7
My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is
a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
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#8
Who is the coolest guy in a hospital.
The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off? The hip replacement guy. /dad
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#9
Whos the coolest guy in hospital?
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
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#10
TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher.
Oops, wrong sub.
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#11
I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement.
Everyone is so pretty today.
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#12
My previous relationship was like a presidential term.
It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!
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#13
Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?
The Hip Replacement Guy.
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#14
My cousin had his hand amputated in a tragic accident.
Luckily, he was able to find a replacement at a second hand store.
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#15
My dog has figured out I'm Chinese.
He totally tried to make a run for it. Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement.
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#16
Jim Lehrer is moderating this debate with
the skill of an NFL replacement referee.
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#17
*grandpa walks in with a bearded man in a plaid shirt & skinny
jeans* "uhh grandpa who's that?" "my hip replacement"
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#18
The NFL replacement
refs
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#19
The pirate missing a hand was looking for a replacement.
I suggested the second hand store
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#20
SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?!
this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokemon in there
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