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Responds Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of responds jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I can't wait until humans move to a new planet and someone says, 'Remember having
24-hour days?' and some jerk responds, 'First world problems.' -Geoffrey Asmus
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#2
Two blondes are driving.
The first blonde asks, "Is my blinker working?" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
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#3
British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus.
He asked the young lad "just what are ya getting on with lad?" The lad responds," none of yobishness mate"
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#4
What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?
Spocrates.
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#5
Man at the bar...
"...Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy! Woman responds: "No, I'm Finnish. Finnished with this conversation!""
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#6
A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Why the
long face?" The door responds, "I'm off my hinges."
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#7
Son asks "Dad, do you die if you lose your
head?" Dad responds "That is a no-brainer"
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#8
A guy walks into a bar and asks "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender responds "Yes, of course!" The man then says "Well then.
I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."
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#9
So this pirate walks into a bar and he has the ships wheel attached to his hips.
The bar tender says, "wow that looks uncomfortable!" The pirate responds, "ARGH ITS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!"
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#10
A cop pulls an illegal immigrant over near the US-Mexico border and
asks "Papers?" The immigrant responds "Scissors" and drives away
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#11
A man walks into an elevator and looks at the woman standing inside.
He says, "Can I smell your feet?" She responds, "Ew no" "Must be your pussy then."
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#12
Two kids talking.
One asks 'do you also pray before each meal'? The other responds : no, my mom knows how to cook.
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#13
Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening,
Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'
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#14
So a horse walks into a bar...
...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."
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#15
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey mate, what's with the wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arg, it's driving me nuts!"
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#16
A man walks in on his wife, an English professor, having sex with his buddy.
Honey! How could you! Well.. I'm surprised! She responds: *I'm* surprised. *you* are *astonished*.
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#17
A pirate walks into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says "Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your butt?" The pirate responds, "Yarrr, its driving me nuts."
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#18
A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there.
The Indian responds, "Many a moon"
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#19
Here's a nice Jewish joke my Dad told me A Jewish kid asks his father for 20$.
The father responds, "10$, what on earth do you need 5$ for, I'd be happy with 1$, here's a quarter."
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#20
A man goes to his doctor The doctor says "Sir, you have HIV", the man
responds "Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!".
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