What Are Response Jokes?
Response Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of response jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I wake my daughter up by tossing pebbles at her window so the first time
a suitor tries she'll have the same response we do to alarm clocks
#2
What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations?
Kids say the darndest things.
#3
"Okay--don't get cancer." (My response
to "Have a safe flight.")
#4
Mall security asked me to empty my pockets.
My response was "you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"
#5
Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Response: I don't know, I'm no scientist.
#6
Apparently, "No kidding!" isn't a good response
when your boss says he's confused.
#7
We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys.
If you ask "am I sexuaaaal?" and don't get a "yeeeeeeah!" in response, you need a new crew.
#8
Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?
(A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."
#9
Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text
messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet.
#10
Experiment: text your parents "got 2 grams for $40" then right after "Sorry ignore that txt.
Not for you" Then tweet pic of their response.
#11
I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner.
#12
A friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine.
My response: Oh, about 20 minutes.
#13
What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
#14
On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how
old he was His response: "Aye matey"
#15
A party was held for current and former actors where you had to come as your favourite musician.
When Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what he was going to wear, his response was I'll be Bach
#16
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7..
His response was "I still love Vista, baby!"
#17
My favorite response to someone asking how something works...
"Magic" even when I do know how it works. Because Lazy
#18
All your responses must be oral, okay?
Q: "What school did you go to?" A: "Oral."
#19
Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public.
They could call it Marco Rubio.
#20
Missed connection.
You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response.
Why People Enjoy Response Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and response jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love response jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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