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What Are Retired Jokes?

Retired Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of retired jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application?
Becuase he'd fire hoes.
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#2
Robin Williams isn't dead He just retired, he's on a beach somewhere sipping mimosas and watching the sun rise.
Hope you finally found your peace.
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#3
SHE has the mouth of a sailor...
...that recently retired & started a new career as a trucker.
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#4
What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?
A Corps vet in a Corvette.
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#5
Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired
from the Army yet?
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#6
What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?
Semi-retired.
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#7
Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired...
I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed...
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#8
Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the
World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League.
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#9
This unit not available for individual resale.
-tattoo on a retired prostitute's back.
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#10
I've just made a meeting site for retired
chemists It's called Carbon Dating
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#11
What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?
They both plat no more.
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#12
Did you hear about the mechanic who accidentally punctured the wheels of his car?
He retired.
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#13
A retired sergeant was asked: "Well how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible"
he said gruffly "all those people around and nobody in charge!"
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#14
Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs....
...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!
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#15
Have you heard about the old wheel that got a new image?
He retired.
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#16
Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?
A: Bob.
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#17
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The tropigs!
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#18
I believe that old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets
covering their legs are actually retired mermaids.
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#19
Didja hear about the coke dealer who retired?
He didn't want to put his business in other peoples' noses anymore.
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#20
People who put "Retired" on their Linked In acct:
I'm not certain you've grasped the site.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and retired jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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