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Retirement Jokes

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What Are Retirement Jokes?

Retirement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of retirement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday.
In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently.
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#2
What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?
A 401(K-9).
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#3
Just googled "sensible cars" if anyone wants to share
an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home.
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#4
I finally have enough money in my retirement account for the rest of my life.
If I die on Tuesday.
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#5
We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy
at the office and the "party" isn't the surprise.
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#6
They should make a tabletop game about space marines
saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k
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#7
Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed
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#8
How do dogs save for retirement?
With a Ruff IRA.
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#9
I'm participating in some vintage ploughing this
weekend I'm visiting the local retirement home
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#10
Did you hear about the serial killer who was coming out of retirement?
He's taking another stab at it.
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#11
What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?
-An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home.
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#12
Adult films are lame.
There's nothing about choosing insurance or retirement planning; it's all just a bunch of naked hugging.
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#13
My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement,
and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.
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#14
What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?
early retirement
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#15
My dad said this at his retirement...
he is a former principal "I remember a time when Harass was two words.
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#16
Gold chains would make a great retirement gift.
For a VERY good slave.
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#17
I wondered how smokers could afford them, until I realized
they don't have to save for retirement...
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#18
An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife.
But after talking it out he decides, "Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."
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#19
Watching commercials about retirement homes
makes my boner reach for the stars.
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#20
What do mathematicians call retirement?
Aftermath
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