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Rex Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rex jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?
He couldn't make hands meet.
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#2
how does rex reclaim make his music?
he composts it
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#3
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're all dead
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#4
What do you call a black dinosaur?
A Tyroneosaurus Rex.
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#5
What do you call a black dinosaur?
TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think.
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#6
What do you call a gay dinosaur
Trannyosaurus Rex
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#7
*T-Rex stubs his toe* OUCH I'M SO MAD.
JUST... MAD. I'M... "Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-" SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU.
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#8
If you ever get really mad.
All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball.
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#9
Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
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#10
Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?
Cause they're dead!
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#11
What happens when a T-rex gets strep?
His throat becomes saurus.
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#12
[2 T-Rex's getting drunk] "I'm wasted." "Me too.
You know how bad?" "Don't say it again." "I can't feel my face." "Goddammit, Kevin."
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#13
A T-Rex and a Dude walk into a bar....
Dude says "Hey T-Rex, ya got the first round?" T-Rex says "Sorry dude, I'm short handed"
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#14
*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* "Make a wish," I say.
*I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*
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#15
What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?
A tyrant-osaurus rex!       I'll see myself out...
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#16
Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?
They're all dead!
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#17
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A Dino-sore-ass.
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#18
Whenever you get mad, just think
of a t-rex trying to masturbate.
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#19
Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?
Because he's extinct
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#20
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
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