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What Are Rib Jokes?

Rib Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rib jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If this bar is a meat market,
you must be the prime rib!
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#2
If God really made Eve from Adam's rib bone.
Then women are really men and we're all gay. Discuss.
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#3
How do you know adam and eve weren't black ?
Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?
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#4
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
"You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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#5
Two bars of chocolate are falling down the stairs...
...the first one says:"Shit I think I broke my ribs". To which the second one replies:"So what, I fucking hit my nuts!".
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#6
God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way
to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it
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#7
How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!
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#8
Adam hates going out for a meal with God.
He always steals his ribs.
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#9
Your x-ray showed a broken rib,
but we fixed it with photoshop.
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#10
Do you know why God made Adam and Eve white?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?
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#11
my doctor said for every upvote this gets, i will lose one rib I only need 24 and then I can
finally give myself head Edit: chill guys extra upvotes are gonna start taking my organs
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#12
I had a rib removed so I could
cry further into my lap
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#13
Adam & Eve What did Adam say to Eve when She Threatened to Leave him?
"Can I Have My Rib Back?"
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#14
When I was single my old Aunt used to come up to me at family weddings And poke me in the
ribs and say, "you're next." she stopped after I did the same to her at a funeral.
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#15
2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the
size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over
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#16
GOD: hey can I have one of your ribs Adam: what for GOD: uhh science
project Adam: you hate science GOD: look do u wanna get laid or not
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#17
A man walks into a restaurant and asks, "You got any spare ribs?" The owner says, "Nope.
I need all of mine."
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#18
There's only one way to get a girl's heart...
And that's through her rib cage
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#19
Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib...
... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
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#20
The secret of getting ahead is...
not having a rib.
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Rib Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Rib Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and rib jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most rib jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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rib jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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