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Ring Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ring jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?
Too soon
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#2
I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
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#3
Green Lantern That name
has a nice ring to it
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#4
Marrige has 3 rings...
The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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#5
[Gets shot by mugger] Girl walks by: omg are u ok?
I'm dying [sees she isn't wearing a ring] I mean I'm fine but not as fine as you, sup?
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#6
A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off.
Needless to say, his wife was shocked.
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#7
wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill...
:D
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#8
Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?
Because Freedom Rings.
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#9
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not
quite sure how I feel about that..
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#10
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?
A dope ring.
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#11
My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring".
So I bought her nothing.
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#12
My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked.
There was a diamond in the ruff.
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#13
Lord of the Rings marathon -Do you know what a Lord of the Rings marathon is?
-Yes -But do you know what a Lord of the Rings triathlon is? -No? -That's when you watch all three of them
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#14
I went to a library...
and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, "Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not."
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#15
A wife is like a hand grenade.
Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
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#16
[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something
about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.
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#17
I'm starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops....
I'm calling it Fuck The Police.
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#18
Dating is hard because guys are like "You're hot, can we do butt stuff
yet?" and girls are like "It's been 3 days, where's my ring?"
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#19
A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?
He read it in the Hobbituary.
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#20
Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings?
They go to Jared.
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