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Riot Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of riot jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1
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#2
I've been informed by TSA that my man-bun is not allowed on the plane.
They fear a riot from horny women clamoring to sit next to me
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#3
[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!!
[gets stabbed 100 times]
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#4
Cop at the gym just puked when he saw me do squat-thrusts.
Said he hadn't seen anything that hateful or violent since the LA riots.
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#5
What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?
A riot.
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#6
Why did the L.A.
riots last only 4 days? Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
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#7
Why do riot police like to get to work early?
To beat the crowd.
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#8
How many black people do you need to start a riot?
Negative 1.
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#9
Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians?
It was a riot.
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#10
Have you heard the one about the angry mob?
It's a riot.
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#11
[Riot] "WHAT DO WE WANT" *far in the back* PIZZA ROLLS "No Jim we want
freedom" "WHAT DO WE WANT" PIZZA ROLLS "JIM" But I'm hungry :(
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#12
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
-1
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#13
All of these Ferguson jokes lately...
What a riot!
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#14
These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots.
Oh wait...
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#15
Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight.....
Should be a riot :p
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#16
How Many People Do the Police Have to Kill to Start a Riot?
3/5ths
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#17
Why do riot police get to work early?
... .... To beat the crowd.
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#18
In St.
Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
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#19
They say firemen are courageous because they run into burning buildings to get things out.
So do black dudes during a riot.
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#20
What is black, white, and red all over?
The Ferguson riots
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