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River Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of river jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A little doctor joke Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river!
Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial.
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#2
> Unsubscribe from LinkedIn > Delete email account > Sell house, live in
woods > Find bottle in river > Has note inside > It's from LinkedIn
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#3
My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way He took me down to the river and threw me in.
As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!
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#4
what did Putin say to Ukraine?
Crimea river.
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#5
DATING TIP: When your crush texts you, win them over by playing hard to get.
Throw your phone in a river. Change your name. Move to Belgium.
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#6
I'd just like to say a few words
Hat, car, tree, river.
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#7
Why don't hipsters like rivers?
Too mainstream
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#8
Where does a fish keep it's money?
The river bank.
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#9
Did you hear the one about the statistician who drowned while
wading across a river whose average depth was three feet?
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#10
Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river "Hey!!!
How do I get on the other side??" "You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"
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#11
Did you guys hear about Joan Rivers?
The mortuary got $32 at the recycling center for her body.
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#12
Why is a river really rich?
It's got two banks.
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#13
[nearing end of first date] Me: I'll give you a call later, OK?
Her: *throws phone in river* I lost my phone.
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#14
Mafia Boss: You wearin' a wire?
Me: "Wire" you asking me that? lol get it [the rest of this tweet takes place on the bottom of a river]
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#15
Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa?
He was in de-Nile.
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#16
In "Captain Sully", technically speaking, Tom Hanks did not fly
a plane on to the Hudson River That was falling with style
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#17
Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, "Hey!
How do I get to the other side of the river?" The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
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#18
So, Joan Rivers just died, and...
... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.
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#19
Yesterday I thought I was in the Amazon
river Turns out I was in denial
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#20
Have you ever been on the Nile River?
I heard it does on for miles and niles and niles... If you don't believe me, you may be in denial.
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