What Are Robber Jokes?
Robber Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of robber jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Recently a female bank robber wasn't very successful
She only got 77% of what a what a male would have.
#2
robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh?
robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*
#3
A joke I thought of back in the 5th grade.
Why did the robber go !POP!... Because he was busted. EDIT: a little corney, but hey who gives a flying fuckaroo.
#4
NOBODY MOVE THIS IS A ROBBERY!
*other robber looks over at me* dude no you can move. We talked about this. Get the money
#5
*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY.
HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!
#6
God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ...
But found most of them atheist.
#7
A robber comes up to a man in a suit and threatens him...
-Give me YOUR money! -But, I'm a ... politician. -Okay then,give me MY money!
#8
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?
Time to get a new watchdog.
#9
GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave
mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM
#10
DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope,
but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun
#11
A robber broke into a perfume store...
He raided the register and stole everything in the store, he took every last scent.
#12
TIL J.
Cole robbed a bank and was never caught despite there being several witnesses When police sketch artists asked witnesses for a description of the robber they said he had no features.
#13
[bank robbery] Robber 1: put money in the bag Robber 2: how come u get to be robber 1?
Robber 4: how do u think I feel. There's only 3 of us
#14
What do you call an arrogant robber?
a condescending condescending
#15
Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic bank robber H ran in to the bank with his gun
drawn and yelled "Put your air up in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up"!
#16
[being robbed] Me: careful..
I'm ARMED *whips out bible Robber: lol *pulls gun out of bible R: oh *pulls smaller bible out of gun
#17
bank robber: EVERYONE FREEZE!
[everyone freezes] bank robber: [recording everyone] nice! this'll be the best mannequin challenge yet
#18
Interview joke Interviewer: What is your name, and what
do you do for a living Bank Robber: I'm Robin Banks
#19
Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed?
He got caught taking a leek
#20
My dog could not protect the house from robbers
if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
Why People Enjoy Robber Jokes
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Another reason people love robber jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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