What Are Robbers Jokes?
Robbers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of robbers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What game did the dentist play when
she was a child?...Caps and robbers
#2
*robbers burst into bank* EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG *bank manager frowns* What's updog?
WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU
#3
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched
for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.
#4
[describing robbers to sketch artist] Make his ears more lethargic.
That's better, now flare his nostrils like he's excited about a sale.
#5
4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money?
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind.
#6
"Be cool, it's the cops" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers
as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen
#7
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
The first one said "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back "This is no time to be superstitious."
#8
During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself
& cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter
#9
My dog could not protect the house from robbers
if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
#10
Home Alone is so unrealistic, the
robbers aren't even black!
#11
God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ...
But found most of them atheist.
#12
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
#13
Bank robbers give a bad name to people who just
want to deposit their check with a mask on.
#14
Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris.
The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty.
#15
there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement
and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job
#16
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch!
#17
How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?
They came in like a wrecking ball.
#18
[turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around
motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up
#19
[robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy
like wolf masks "But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"
#20
[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* "DRIVE!
DRIVE! DRIVE!" "Okie dokie." * Starts to adjust mirrors*
Why People Enjoy Robbers Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and robbers jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love robbers jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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