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#1
An old man's wife jumps out of the bathroom in a loose robe and shouts....
SUP-ER PUSSY!!! To which the old man replies "I'll just have the soup"
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#2
*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge?
*Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* "To fight crime"
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#3
I went to Church for the first time last week.
I asked my cousin: "So, when does the Priest do his magic trick?" "What?" "You know, making the altar boy disappear under his robe."
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#4
Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can
be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
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#5
If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding
this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next.
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#6
Where does the Empire buy their robes?
The Darth Mall!
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#7
And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor.
And I've never seen a bigger gavel.
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#8
I hate it when you're about to sacrifice a baby, and you notice
one of the other satanists is wearing the same robes.
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#9
Dance like nobody's watching.
Do the dishes like nobody's watching. Change into that robe like nobody's watching. No, the other one.
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#10
Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health.
The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe.
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#11
Wife: "Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold
bikini?" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] "Who would do that?"
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#12
"Charlie, I want a divorce." [in a black robe sacrificing
a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?
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#13
Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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#14
WIFE: would you chop these onions for me ME: sure WIFE: I meant with
a knife ME (tightening the belt on my karate robe): aww man
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#15
New gym is great.
Free robe service. They shaved the top of my head? Gardening, masonry. Chanting. Swore an oath and live at the gym now.
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#16
What's the difference between a dog and your best friend?
The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe
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#17
Being a judge incorporates my two favorite things: wearing a robe and judging people.
I missed my calling.
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#18
Answered the door in my bath robe today...
Funny place for a door.
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#19
Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image.
The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga
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#20
At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know
why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit
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