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What Are Roll Jokes?

Roll Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of roll jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark
it up and take a puff, Then pass it to a friend.
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#2
1st Date Me: Just warning you.
I get freaky. Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky.
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#3
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a
roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!
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#4
Grandpa: "My joints are stiff."
Me: "Don't roll them so tight."
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#5
What is Italian-American foreplay?
"Hey! Wake up and roll over!"
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#6
What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?
Wok n' Roll
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#7
"Hello, 911?
Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"
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#8
Life is a lot like toilet paper.
You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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#9
How much for that babysitter?
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!
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#10
Going to McDonalds for a salad roll is
like going to a brothel for a hug.
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#11
Some apples don't fall far from the tree, BUT other apples catch
a good roll and keep rolling...and rolling...and rolling..
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#12
I don't always roll a joint...
But when I do it's my ankle.
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#13
Opened a can of Pillsbury rolls and was reminded
of why I shouldn't wear skinny jeans.
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#14
How do you get a jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve.
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#15
pushing an obese dude down a hill wasn't what i had in
mind when you asked me if i wanted to roll a fatty.
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#16
"The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era" I declare
loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll.
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#17
Me: "What's wrong?" Wife: "Nothing's wrong." [Sighs heavily.
Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: "I think something's wrong."
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#18
[speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog?
"No." *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps]
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#19
What did the stone say to the hill?
Let's Rock and Roll.
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#20
How many gay guys does it take to read this joke?
Only you! (Drum roll!)
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Roll Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and roll jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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