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Roman Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of roman jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up
to the barman and says, "Five beers please."
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#2
A Roman walks into a bar...
and holds up two fingers and says "I'll have five beers please."
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#3
I don't understand why French is considered the language of love...
Have you heard Latin? It's so obviously **roman**tic.
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#4
Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'?
Pass it on - or, rather, don't.
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#5
A Roman receives a text message....
A Roman receives a text message and looks at it confused. "Why does it end with twenty?" he thinks to himself.
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#6
A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers
and says, "5 drinks, please!"
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#7
A roman walks into a bar...
holds up two fingers and says "five beers please!"
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#8
How did the Romans split up their empire?
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))
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#9
Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?
So they would end up with seasoned veterans.
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#10
A Roman walks into a bar...
...holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please".
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#11
I for one, like
Roman Numerals
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#12
[throwing a party] I invited Judas.
That okay? "Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-" *loud knock* "It's the Roman legion. Open up!"
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#13
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus..
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
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#14
I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again.
Ben Hur, done that.
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#15
I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill...
So I call him and say "Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"
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#16
What do Romans say when their wives run away?
Caesar!
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#17
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So Indians couldn't build corner shops.
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#18
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)
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#19
What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?
Veni, Vidi, Veni.
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#20
The Romans have a lot of Gods.
They have a God for everything. The only thing they don't have a God for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly.
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