What Are Romney Jokes?
Romney Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of romney jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous
arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain
#2
"We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney
said to a stack of white printer paper.
#3
You know who's really upset about Romney losing?
Wire coat hanger manufacturers.
#4
Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes.
I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama.
#5
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton
and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either
#6
What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?
The one percent
#7
MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time
Romney becomes president, drink.
#8
How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
#10
Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship...
Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!
#11
If Obama wins I'm leaving the country.
If Romney wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political Tweet I just want to travel.
#12
right now mitt romney is trying to put
an entire loaf of bread in his mouth
#13
Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president.
In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.
#14
Is it true there is an 'underground' organization supporting Mitt Romney?
Called "Sub-Mitt"?
#15
I'm still not convinced
Mitt Romney was born.
#16
Mitt Romney is walking through heaven
when he runs into Barrack Obama
#17
"...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities,
women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain
#18
Soft on Wall Street.
Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012.
#19
Mitt Romney's
Presidency.
#20
What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?
1%
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