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Ronald Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ronald jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
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#2
What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?
A widow.
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#3
Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are
holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]
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#4
What's the difference between Hitler and Ronald McDonald?
One of them is red and the other one is dead. LOLZ
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#5
My favorite sex position is the Ronald Reagan cause
i'll bang russia and break a wall did it suck?
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#6
Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved
clown, but I butcher one and I "ruined your son's birthday party"?
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#7
Ea vs Christiano Ronald Whats the difference bewteen Ea and Christiano Ronaldo.
Ronaldo is Faster
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#8
Pennywise the clown to Ronald "you disgust me Ronald, you're not even
scary." Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."
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#9
If Ronald Reagan were alive today he would roll in his grave...
roll, scream, kick and so would you if you woke up in a casket.
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#10
Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?
So that it can be used as an *aphrodisiac*
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#11
If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald.
We Need Ronald Mc'Donald.
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#12
I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent
chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets.
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#13
In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope...
...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
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#14
her: the manager of the McDonalds down the street called today...
him: [sitting on couch next to Ronald McDonald statue] Did he sound mad?
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#15
Oh, you're having a bad day?
In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.
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#16
If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like "He's not doing it this
year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."
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#17
Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?
Because he's dead.
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#18
Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?
His sesame seed buns!
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#19
Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
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#20
What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?
James Brady.
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