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Root Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of root jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Girls and square roots have one thing in common...
If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.
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#2
What is the square root of 69?
Ate something....
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#3
You must be the square root of
-1 Because you can't be real.
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#4
Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad.
Is this yours? Dad: No.
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#5
What's a trees favorite drink?
Root beer
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#6
When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the
roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky.
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#7
Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots...
...maybe that's why none of them have any manners.
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#8
What do you call a root beer in a square glass?
Beer
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#9
How do you say no in German?
Square root of 81
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#10
Are you the square root of -100?
Cause you're the only 10i see.
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#11
Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
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#12
What was the root of the problem dark ages?
The potato famine.
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#13
How do you get beer from root beer?
You pour it in a square glass.
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#14
What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?
Root Beer Floats!
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#15
What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
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#16
Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots...
He always had his niggers in a *twist*.
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#17
I squared my root beer...
...now it's just a beer.
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#18
What kind of soda do dogs drink?
Barq's Root Beer.
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#19
Did you hear about the industrious tree?
He wanted to branch out, but his efforts yielded no fruit. But the non-industrious tree stuck to its roots.
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#20
My Buddhist friend just had root canal with no anaesthetic.
He wanted to transcend dental medication...
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and root jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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