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#1
Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
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#2
Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night?
Rubio Tuesdays
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#3
Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was
bitten by a radioactive doormat.
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#4
Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down
to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio
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#5
Everyone's attacking Rubio, but it's not his fault
His aide wrote the same thing on both his palms.
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#6
Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo?
He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed.
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#7
I think Marco Rubio has spine issues.
Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO
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#8
GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick.
Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
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#9
Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public.
They could call it Marco Rubio.
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#10
Things I learned from media: Sanders has won a bunch of states but must
drop out Rubio shows he's a contender by losing nearly everywhere
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#11
Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat.
Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio
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#12
What language does robot Marco run on?
Rubio on rails
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#13
TIL Domo Arigato Mr.
Roboto translates you to "Thank You Mr. Robot" The Spanish translation is Muchos Gracias Marco Rubio
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#14
Nice try "Marco Rubio" or should I say...
[rearranges letters] "BIRAC UBOMA" [audience gasps]
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#15
What were Marco Rubio's first words?
"Hello, World!"
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