What Are Rudolph Jokes?
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#1
You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer?
He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.
#2
Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
#3
The life expectancy of reindeer is 8-10 years.
We can stop singing about Rudolph now.
#4
Just in time for Christmas.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.
#5
Santa isn't coming this year!
Someone shot his Rudolph!
#6
Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery
over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)
#7
What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
#8
#rudolph > .nose { background: red; border-radius:
50%; @include shiny; }
#9
Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system.
Stay woke.
#10
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first
mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity.
#11
Dear Satan, God never healed my dyslexia so I'm looking for new religion.
Please send some pamphlets. And tell Rudolph hey. Love, Me
#12
If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this:
Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful.
#13
What was Rudolph's nickname?
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
#14
Santa: its snowing Christmas is canceled Put everything in the garbage Elves: no!
Rudolph: what if I told you I had a very small red light
#15
What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
#16
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will
get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs
#17
Rudolph is the only reindeer who
doesn't have a stripper name.
#18
The story of Rudolph is a great way to let your kid know that bullies will
keep torturing him until he's famous, then they'll be his friend.
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Another reason people love rudolph jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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