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Rulers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of rulers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why was the headmaster worried?
Because there were too many rulers in school!
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#2
I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks.
Because rulers were made to be broken.
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#3
The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them?
El negro, el gringo y el chino.
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#4
Why do Republicans use rulers?
They want everything to be straight.
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#5
Down with the metric system
No more foreign rulers!
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#6
Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?
Because they don't have any rulers.
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#7
Down with the metric system
no more foreign rulers!
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#8
What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?
Tsar-Chasm
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#9
What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers?
Beyblades.
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#10
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
A: They want to measure their intelligence.
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#11
Using rulers for target practice has really set me back in life.
I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot.
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#12
So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers...
...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?
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#13
I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks.
Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary.
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#14
They aren't making foot rulers any longer Why you ask?
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
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#15
Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?
because that's what they measure.
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#16
Dictators make great rulers...
if you make a bunch of one centimeter marks on them while they're asleep.
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