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#1
Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives.
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#2
Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed
the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting
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#3
3 unwritten rules of life: 1.
2. 3.
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#4
Fight club.
Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.
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#5
Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have
to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.
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#6
3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist
twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business.
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#7
If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...
I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)
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#8
There are two rules for success: 1)
Never reveal everything you know.
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#9
My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball.
I asked her why and she said, "Because double teaming is against the rules"
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#10
Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee
handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here.
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#11
the first rule of OCD club is that there must be
a second rule so we have an even number of rules
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#12
What are the 3 rules to buying real estate, the difference between jock itch and athlete's foot, and breastfeeding and a glass of milk?
Location, location, location.
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#13
Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules.
Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
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#14
Nuns really stick to the rules.
They have quite the habit.
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#15
My Dog voilet Rules My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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#16
The five unwritten rules of life 1.
2. 3. 4. 5.
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#17
A good way to let the audience know a character
doesn't "play by the rules" is to name her Kat.
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#18
Gay bars have different rules at the pool table...
They play balls in hand.
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#19
Rules to live by: 1.
Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea
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#20
What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
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