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Run Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of run jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
That moment when you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy you think "Meh, whatever.
I had a good run."
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#2
If you wear a ship's captain's hat around, people will just do what you say.
I run a Starbucks, a Target, a submarine, and two street gangs.
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#3
Why can't you run through a campground?
You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.
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#4
Taco Bell doesn't have a playground, because
kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
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#5
Why are Leprechauns always laughing?
Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this..
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#6
Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably your bike...
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#7
A father bull and his son are standing on a hill.
Overlooking the cows. The son says "dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!" The father bull says "Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."
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#8
Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
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#9
I ate some crickets last night.
Gave me the runs.
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#10
How do you know if someone has run a marathon?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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#11
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
Ant-elopers.
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#12
*Runs across campus to get to class on time* Whew!
I made it! *Sits in the back and browses Twitter for an hour and a half*
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#13
"Why does the Mexican Olympic Team suck?" "Because anyone who can run, jump
or swim is already here, raping and killing Americans" -Donald Trump
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#14
What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?
Shredded tweet.
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#15
Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin?
A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father
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#16
You can't run through a camp ground.
You can only ran... Because it's past tents
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#17
A blonde runs into a police station "Officer!
Officer! Help me, I've been graped!" The policeman is confused "graped" he asks, "well there was a bunch of them"
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#18
New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary.
It runs in your jeans.
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#19
I don't believe ppl who "don't masturbate cuz it's not the real thing."
When I run out of Frosted Flakes, I put sugar on my Corn Flakes.
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#20
My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope
it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it.
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