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Runner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of runner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Who is faster...
Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
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#2
I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.
I thought: 'This could be interesting'.
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#3
How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
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#4
If you're a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you
choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?
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#5
Marathon runner: I think we're lost.
Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?
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#6
A lion would probably call
a Kenyan runner fast food.
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#7
I'm a slow runner unless I think I left my phone unlocked
in the next room, in which case I'm Usain Bolt.
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#8
What do you call a Paraplegic runner?
A Boston Marathon Victim.
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#9
What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common?
Neither can finish a race.
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#10
How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On the sprin-ternet.
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#11
What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race?
Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
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#12
[gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and
starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway
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#13
MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO
LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit
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#14
I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather.
They call him the Raining Champion.
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#15
What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
Jog-raphy!
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#16
What does a priest and a second place runner have in common?
(NSFW) They both came in a little behind.
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#17
A Boston Marathon runner was asked about his experience.
He said it was a blast.
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#18
ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to
respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog
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#19
If he can't build a wall, Trump is going to dig a giant hole at the border
and cover it with a welcome mat like it's a Road Runner cartoon.
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#20
5k mud runners I hate people that brag about paying $ to run a 5k race in mud.
Big deal cause in Africa, that's called Wednesday.
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