What Are Ruth Jokes?
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#1
Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill...
...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
#2
Q.
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A. Ruth-less.
#3
What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together?
...playing bridge.
#4
What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
#5
I dumped my girlfriend, Ruth, the other day.
I told myself I'm just gonna be Ruthless in love from now on.
#6
After Babe Ruth died, the
world became ruthless.
#7
Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride.
They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly.
#8
Imagine if things had been reversed.
We'd be eating Lou Gehrig candy bars and getting Babe Ruth's disease.
#9
Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender
says "Why the Long Balls?
#10
I texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.
I'm Ruthless.
#11
OC: What does Babe Ruth and roughly 100,000 antelopes have in common?
They're both ballpark figures.
#12
Babe Ruth points at a toilet, then
takes a gigantic dump in it.
#13
I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet
I always get the runs
#14
My resolution for 2016 is to call Starbucks "Starbrights" and Reese Witherspoon
"Ruth Witherspooks" to keep my grandmother's legacy alive.
#15
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
Ruth-less.
#16
Ruth wasn't invited to the party.
The people at the party were ruthless.
#17
I texted my girlfriend Ruth last night to let her know she was dumped ...
I wanted to be ruthless
#18
I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth..
Now her friends call me ruthless. EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker.
#19
A girl named Ruth quit working at our office.
I've been referring to the office as "ruthless" since then. People are pissed.
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