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#1
What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm?
One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag.
#2
What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show?
Despot Housewives
#3
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
#4
2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David,
Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny
#5
There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam
Hussein it's going to be called "Soap on a Rope"
#6
How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?
He used sarin wrap
#7
What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?
I rack.
#8
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck
Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
#9
Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex?
....because he was afraid he'd see Bush.
#10
What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
#11
I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould....
I think I've set a dangerous president.
#12
Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?
In Iraq.
#13
What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both had curds in their whey.
#14
What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
Both had Kurds in their way.
#15
Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi
Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League...
#16
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
#17
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think...
Is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
#18
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?
In Iraq (a rack)
#19
French Joke Q.
Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
#20
I was Saddam tired last night....
I slept like Iraq...
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