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Salami Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of salami jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome "Can you use it
in a sentence?" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
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#2
Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
"You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."
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#3
NICE TO MEAT YOU, I scream as I throw
slices of salami at strangers
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#4
Baloney, baloney, baloney...
salami.
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#5
Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The
Dalek-atessan of course.:D
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#6
what did the rapman say to other rapman yo
tony where did you get that fresh salami?
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#7
We all knew that Jared Fogle loves the Subway Turkey Sub...
but now we find out he likes to sneak a little salami into the bun too
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#8
New Jared Sub Subway has came out with a new sub this week called the Jared Sub.
It is 37 year old salami sandwiched between 10 year old buns.
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#9
A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS.
Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
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#10
i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead
of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
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#11
So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal
salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well
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#12
Me: sandwich for lunch?
6yo: noooo!!! Me: how about salami, tomatoes, cheese & bread? 6: YES!! I win.
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#13
A salami goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him "Sorry, I can't help you, ..." "... you're already cured."
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#14
Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami?
At the Nelson Mandeli.
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#15
This sub is the best.
It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
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#16
Where did the salami go on holiday?
Costa Deli-Sol
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#17
Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
"You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "Um ok, anything else on that?" Yes, one pepperonus.
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#18
Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset?
M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even
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#19
What makes a salami excited?
When the ham is cured!
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