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Sale Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sale jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy.
Alcohol sales have never been higher.
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#2
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
Wrong size. Should have bought from Zappos. (Note: original story reference here - it wasn't Hemingway: http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/babyshoes.asp)
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#3
Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales...
They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade.
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#4
[arrives at sales meeting with giraffe I bought last month] "Ok, did
everyone bring a graph tracking your activity this month?" ME: uh oh
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#5
Italian WWII Tank for Sale It
has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse.
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#6
I'm just not convinced that banning the sale of sentient death robots decreases deaths.
The research just isn't there.
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#7
Local mom loses 190 pounds with this one simple trick!
She sold my weight set at the damn garage sale.
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#8
French rifle for sale.
Never fired. Dropped twice.
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#9
Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese
He wants to make America grate again
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#10
My girlfriend got her period last night while she was sleeping...
In other news, I have a Japanese flag for sale now
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#11
Black History Month Bake Sale Vanilla Cupcakes:
$1 Colored Cupcakes: 3/5th of $1
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#12
Salesman: Roll up roll up!
Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth.
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#13
Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart.
Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable.
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#14
For sale: One parachute Used
once, never opened.
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#15
Chris Eubank has written a book about ethics if sales go
well he's going to write another book about Suffolk.
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#16
FOR SALE: Faulty Guitar.
No strings attached.
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#17
Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign
in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries.
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#18
Me: Boss our sales are really going updog.
Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.
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#19
Tooth sale Two buck
teeth for 1$ buck
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#20
For Sale: Parachute.
Only used once, never opened.
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sale jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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