What Are Savage Jokes?
Savage Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of savage jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go*
What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages.
#2
Friend: "I'm breaking up with my boyfriend.
He acts like a savage." Me: "Fred or Ben?"
#3
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side! Credit goes to [Savage Chickens.](http://www.savagechickens.com/2005/03/door-number-one.html)
#4
Vegans who drink water disgust me.
That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage.
#5
NARRATOR: When camping be wary of savage bears trying to take your food
*camera pans to a bear holding glass of wine with a wtf expression
#6
What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?
>Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!
#7
A hole in my heart...
There's a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim
#8
I thought time away from my phone would be good, but then I thought of
a tweet & had to write it on a Post-it note like some fucking savage.
#9
I put "the rap" in therapy.
Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc.
#10
What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?
My zipper.
#11
Our wifi is down and I had to fap using only
my imagination like some kind of savage :(
#12
What's Macho Man Randy Savage's favourite capital city?
Skopje!!
#13
*aliens land on Thanksgiving* *me showing them around* "We have a specific
bone we break from the carcass to make a wish" Aliens: Savages
#14
Damn, you are so savage...
Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!
#15
If your opponent cracks his knuckles before a fight, have comfort knowing
that osteoarthritis will, in due time, avenge your savage beating.
#16
(Macbeth and lady Macbeth) "I killed King Duncan" Macbeth wtf!!
"You told me to!!" I didn't think you'd do it omg lmao savage
#17
those damn vegans still drinking water?!?!
That's a fish's house, you nasty savages!!
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