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Saxophone Jokes

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What Are Saxophone Jokes?

Saxophone Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of saxophone jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Autotune is the new
80s saxophone.
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#2
Movie theaters do not explicitly prohibit saxophones during showtime
so feel free to play your saxophones during showtime
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#3
if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can
complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver
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#4
Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until
someone started playing a saxophone.
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#5
"This is NPR." Yeah, we know.
You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo.
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#6
Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no
law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof.
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#7
Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone?
He traded it for the hormonica.
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#8
Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?
Because the trombone is a sax offender.
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#9
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!
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#10
Who him?
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
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#11
What do women and saxophones have in common?
They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
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#12
[sex addiction group] "Hi, my name is Fred, and as I've got a
saxophone in my hand it's fair to assume I misread the ad"
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#13
What kind of phone makes music?
A saxophone.
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#14
What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?
An Anglo Saxin'
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#15
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
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#16
What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
You can tune a chainsaw.
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#17
Fun fact about the Saxophone:
I'm lonely
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#18
DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone?
Because he lost his whoremonica
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#19
Do you know why Bill Clinton played the saxophone?
Because he lost his whoremonica
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#20
What did the saxophone teacher say to his student?
You have learned well young brasshopper.
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